Donald Trump Toilet Paper, Includes FREE Donald Trump Joke eBook & Dump Trump Bumper Sticker, Super Soft Novelty Toilet Paper, Best Gag Gift Political Gifts for Democrats & Republicans.
Whenever you’ve got the urge and you need some relief, get the Dump Trump Toilet Paper and relax knowing our paper is softer than his face. Whether you like Donald Trump or despise him, we can all agree that he is as wild and wacky as you’re going to find in a presidential candidate. That’s
Whenever you’ve got the urge and you need some relief, get the Dump Trump Toilet Paper and relax knowing our paper is softer than his face.
Whether you like Donald Trump or despise him, we can all agree that he is as wild and wacky as you’re going to find in a presidential candidate. That’s why it’s time to commemorate this epic American tale with something that will help us all protect our own American tails…Donald Trump ‘Dump Trump’ toilet paper.
Here are just a few reasons why you need to wipe that smile off Donald’s face with this unforgettable toilet paper:
• It’s 3-ply soft, which makes it 117% softer than trumps face. • Even if you have Donald Trump-sized “tiny hands”, we won’t judge and our paper still works just fine. • With each wipe you can pretend you’re firing someone who adores him, like Dennis Rodman or Tom Brady. • When you give it as a gift you’re sure to make someone laugh and others irate; we’re sure you have a good reason for both. • Regardless of what happens on Election Day, our toilet paper is still clearly the leading candidate in your bathroom. • Trump would hate our toilet paper,or maybe he wouldn’t? • It’s the best gag gift for the 2016 election, which means it might as well be running for president. • Stick it in your office bathroom to see how fast it gets used and the looks on people’s faces!
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Product Features
- Wipe away the stains of this political race with toilet paper that’s soft on your butt but rough on Trump’s face..
- Time to tell Donald Trump that there’s no wall tall enough or tough enough to keep us from spreading the joy (and our cheeks) with good bathroom humor.
- YOU’RE FIRED! This is one novelty item that truly represents the ridiculousness of our presidential campaign; now give it as a birthday gift or funny gift to people who take this stuff too seriously.
- We’re also offering hilarious bonuses to show which side the of the fence/wall/political spectrum you stand on. You’ll also receive an E Donald Trump joke book and a Dump Trump bumper sticker!
- We’d offer you a money back guarantee, but as it turns out refunding used toilet paper isn’t the best plan. However, we assure you that our toilet paper is 3-ply soft for even the daintiest political fanny.
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Fun – LOTS OF LAUGHS!!!!!! Getting tons of comments on it! I purchased this roll as a prank and figured it would be fun to display in the rest room at work. It is HILARIOUS! So far everyone who has seen it has made comments and laughed out loud about it. Even people that actually support Donald Trump. For now we are just displaying it for laughs and fun, but eventually we will use it and that will be enjoyable when we get to use and flush Mr. Trump.
Worth every penny! So, clearly I wouldn’t just purchase this for any normal usage. Its a gag gift, as I’m sure everyone who buys it will use it as. My father and I are on the same page politically and as such, this is a great surprise mailing that I am going to be sending to my dad. Nothing better then using the toilet paper and then flushing his ugly mug down the toilet. Package came quickly, the paper seems rough, not at all soft like the big rats nest weave on his hair. My dad is going to love this. It…
Trumps True Purpose Revealed! I bought this for my dad to match his SARAH PALIN paper. I gave it five stars because first, it’s HILARIOUS. The toilet paper, if I were ever to use it is super soft!